Country Dictionary

The baddest bitch of all time. Earn her trust and she will love you forever. Become disloyal and be forever haunted by your lack of existence to her.

Omg, Cortney Cohen is someone I literally hate and love so much, wtf.

When two males are wrestling and one pins the other with both biceps under their knees, and then proceeds to ball slap the pinned man in the face several times.

Bro 1: Yo I totally Dan Cohened Steve last night
Bro 2: nice.

The sexiest jew in the world who attends church 24/7 and loves licking toes and sucking dildos

Dan Cohen is so weird

Very small about half and inch and about a centimeter wide but don’t underestimate his centimeter defeater

Cohen’s dick is very tiny

The shortest boy you’ll ever see

Cohens a midget!!

A $16B man who just doesn’t give a shit.

Steve Cohen doesn’t give a shit.

An assurance, guarantee or promise that is only good for a period; it cannot be relied upon 100% because the guarantor will renege on their promise(s) in the face of severe trials (or heat).

Ray: But, he assured me he won't tell on me. That's why I'm shocked he did!

Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!