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Bolton

Bolton is a small town in Greater Manchester, home to 139, 403 people (approx.) 69, 500 of these people are Muslims 69, 500 are racist twats The other 403 are decent people, however go unnoticed And everyone of these people have experimented with drugs, got pregnant before the age of 18, and probably shagged your neighbours cat.

James: I've just bought a house, I'll be moving there next week Martin: Oh where are you moving to? James: Bolton Martin: It's been nice knowing you

by FuckShitGeyBanged December 12, 2017

Bolton

Bolton is a big hunky man who also has a huge dick. But a Bolton is usually gay and gets a hard-on whilst wrestling

Man:That man has a huge dick, but is gay Other man:He must be a Bolton

by McSquirt the 3rd May 19, 2022

Bolton

A shit hole town in Greater Manchester famous for Peter Kay, Amir Khan and Bolton Wanderers the worst football club in England. Bolton is 90% drug addicts and if you're not an addict then you sell to the addicts. You will see regular appeals in war torn and 3rd world countries, asking for donations for the poor people of Bolton. If you drink the water in Bolton you are likely to get Hepatitis. If you are looking for something to do in Bolton you can visit Lever Street and pick up a working girl. 100% of the girls have HIV so remember to wear protection.

Guy 1: "Let's go to Bolton for the day" Guy 2: "Sorry I'm busy hammering nails into my testicles today"

by northywest February 02, 2025

Bolton

Bolton is an absolute shit tip where anyone would start with you over a sandwich Bolton has now been over crowded by young kids who think they are football hooligans there’s nout else to say but it’s shit

Person 1: Oi mate I’m goin Bolton away later on wanna come Person 2: nah pal got all these fuckin kids thinkin they’re solid

by Zhdbbsbsb February 20, 2019

Kaden Bolton

Kaden Bolton is a very cool person and is deeply in love with Jordan <333

I love Kaden Bolton!!!

by phatwastaken March 31, 2022

A Michael Bolton

When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.

My guy came home yesterday and gave him a Michael Bolton.

by Allimac September 08, 2020