A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.
Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."
Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."
Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
A specific class of land yacht that pertains to American made vehicles made between the 1970's through the 1980's defined by there large square bodies and low horsepower engines. However with spacious cabins and adequate fuel milage makes them excellent long distance vehicles.
Did you hear? My neighbor bought an 84 Cadillac DeVille. It only has the v6 so it's a real Highway Barge!
Kelsey barge is an amazing girl a Kelsey barge has large breasts and a huge butt and usually amazing in bed go bed yourself a Kelsey
Go get your self a Kelsey barge
A goofy guy, usually ugly, who you hang out with sometimes just because you know him from somewhere, like school or work, have similar interests, and can't seem to exclude him without being particularly mean or hateful.
Man, Barge Bohump came over last night and wouldn't leave till we smoked all his weed.
What some would refer to as a larger lady, not so classy, and may have been in a fist fight or two.
Ex: Pam from Archer, Rosie O'Donnell, Marge Simpson, your mom.
Tyler - "After John's white trash girlfriend got preggers, she got huuuuge."
Kevin - "Yeah man, she turned into a real river barge."
She’s perfect
Person- wow is that Ariana bargeee?!!!!
Person 2- yesss omg she’s perfect