A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bad oral hygiene that when expelled on to another will etch the enamel off their teeth too.
Oswaldo gave me a skin rash this morning at work from his bazooka breath.
When a girl is on her period, first fucking her in the ass, then pulling out and fucking her bloody vagina and so when you pull out again your cock looks like a rusty bazooka
Oh dude, she was on the rag the otherday and I gave her a rusty bazooka.
A sexual act in which a male forces his testicles into a woman's vagina, and after a countdown, punches the woman's stomach forcefully, causing his balls to rocket out at break-neck speed.
"Dude, I totally shot Karen with a potato bazooka yesterday. She's still picking my pubes out of her!"
Huge cock that will smack you; usually larger than 10in
OMG that guy has a Bazooka fish
-Yea I know, it bulges out like crazy
When a guy ejaculates waaayyyy too early... before he even lays his hands on the girl
She was looking fine, and then BOOM, Bazooka Joe, he finished before they even started
The phrase sometimes yelled by a male during a sexual act where he is ejaculates onto the female's chest.
Furthermore: the stated male should be called Bazooka Joe for the remainder of his life
Sally: hey Denise! how was your night last night?
Denise: preety good, except for one thing...
Sally: what was it?
Denise: well this guy yelled BAZOOKA JOE! when he came on my chest
Sally: Cool!
When you rocket launch something or someone with your leg.
I will bazooka kick that old bitch right in the hip. Fracture fo show.