A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fat beaner, equal to or greater than a whole bag of beans.
A girl named Vivian has a huge obsession over a hot guy named Alex;).
Alex: “Hey, do you think I should poop?”
Vivian: “Wherever the bag beans”
The female act of rubbing the clitoris on the face of another in jest. This act is generally void of intimacy.
"Bro I was so wasted and this girl straight bean bagged me"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"
Female equivalent of a 'Turkey Slap'. The act of being slapped across the face by an oversize clitoris.
She really put me in my place last night after I gave her attitude. She whipped out that squid leg of a clit and bean bagged the fuck out of me
When a female places her clitoris directly on someone or something
Stacy got drunk last night and kept bean bagging me!