Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Big Red Bus Believer

An ill-educated person who reads lies off a bus and quotes it in every Brexit conversation; pretending they have a degree in politics!

Brexit means Brexit
You’re such a Big Red Bus Believer

by Get Goosed November 15, 2019

Santa's Big Red Sack

Preferably done around Christmas time. You go out and find a virgin, pop her cherry, and then paint your sack with her blood.

Hey Tom, this chick let me do Santa's Big Red Sack with her last night. It was awesome.

by JayTree January 18, 2008

chewed up big red

euphemism for vagina. specifically the clitoral region.

Girl, your vagina looks like chewed up Big Red.

by me November 18, 2004

Big Red Son

The biggest hoe, the mother off all bitch niggas and hoes.

Ay steph, you big red son.

by Big Red Som October 24, 2018

Big red key

UK Police battering ram. Called the big red key due to it being big, red and used to open doors.

Police:Open the door or I'm going to get my big red key.

by Not*the*FBI October 22, 2020

big red rocket of love

A song by Reverend Horton Heat. Could also mean a dog boner.

"EEEEEEW! LOOK AT THAT SLIMY RED THING ON YOUR DOG!"

"It's the Big Red Rocket of Love!"

by Doggy Boner September 30, 2004

Big Red Anal Bastard

An overweight Dutch prositute who specialises in anal crimping.

Can you believe Rick? I hear he got crimped by a Big Red Anal Bastard in Amsterdam!