A fork of Rural Dictionary
Having the munchies and grabbing a bowl of Raisin Bran to demolish
Dude 1: Bro I’m so hungry after that sesh, whatchu got in the kitchen?
Dude 2: *Shrugs*
Dude 1: Oh shit here’s a half eaten bowl of Blazin Bran I can have!
Bran Calvert is somebody who is a ketamine monster, he Hoovers up the bag of ket faster than the last drop of water in a African well. The Lifestyle of Bran 🥄 doing ket and pulling munters
“Oh look there’s bran Calvert”
To talk about macs and hating the church all the time and state the obvious. Also can be used to describe somebody in a negativity
Eli was being real bran branny today.
A man known for throwing the best ragers. A raging party from brans is something that brings all the boys, including Karl. Brans are also geniuses, they have a gpa of at least 4.75. Also brans love studying. But that studying never gets in the way of partying. Brans are beasts, get u a brans. They are also legends
Brans: what’s up man
Karl (through mask) : hey want to drink beer?
Brans: of course, I’m underage tho
Karl (still through mask): ok