A fork of Rural Dictionary
An idiot who thinks he’s “all that” when in reality, he benefits from TikToks to get his insults and just adds the word “ass” after everything he says to sound cool.
Dude don’t be a Mauricio Chavez at the party, alright?
A POS. Tall for Mexicans. Kinky where he likes butt stuff. Cheap shots you. Probably will attack your ankles. Says OOoooO. Doesn't mean anything.
Person 1: Yo can you set me up with your tall friend? Snake: Daniel Chavez? LOL
A POS. Tall for Mexicans. Kinky where he likes butt stuff. Cheap shots you. Probably will attack your ankles. Says OOoooO. Doesn't mean anything.
Person 1: Yo can you set me up with your tall friend? Snake: Daniel Chavez? LOL
This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.
“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ” “Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.” “Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.” *axel crying*
If you're dating a girl named elana chavez congrats she is the best girl in the world. Irreplaceable the most beautiful and genuine girl I know. There's no way to express how amazing she is. When you see her smile it'll make your day. When you just see her face it'll cure your mood. The next time I see an Elana Chavez i'll be sure to treat her like a queen, and you better do it too.
Your dating Elana Chavez Guy: Yes I am... you don't have to say it I know i'm lucky
Rick Sanchez but in an alternative universe where he disguises his name and identity as a mexican middle aged man that works in the porn industry under the alias Pickle Sal.
Morty: isn't that you but with a sombrero? Rick Sanchez: no way I listen to cotton eye joe Sal Chavez: I'm pickle Sal Rick Sanchez: oh yeah nvm that's me
Mr David Chavez is a really good director and is an amazing person. He’s best friends with everyone and can get you to smile as fast as Thanos snaps. He has helped many people improve their acting skills and he is an amazing person to work with and talk to. He has an ambition to always make the best of everything and he has more power than god himself. He is a very responsible adult. He also makes the MOST FUNNIEST jokes and puns in the whole world. He’s def a cool kid 😎
Oh yeah that Mr David Chavez dude directed that good musical.