Country Dictionary

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Clem phlegm

Sperm, spunk, ejaculation, cum, seed, jizz, semen. (Credit Joe W)

I'd totally clem phlegm over her titties

by May 26, 2023

clem flu

A sickness that is passed around after attending a club on clematis street in west palm beach Florida

John, “oh nahhh bro I got the Clem flu after this weekend I heard it’s going around” Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”

by Suzy Swine October 24, 2023

Lord Clem

The undisputed goat who solos fiction. God of everything

Lord Clem created the universe and everything in it

by Undisputed Fact Writer July 18, 2021

Clem Mango

Clem mango is a cult created by fans of Only the poets! You can find perfect mangos in England 👍

“What does your pfp mean?..” “Oh! I’m in a cult called “The Clem mango cult” “I-?..”

by clemmangoourbeloved June 02, 2022

pop a clem

When you're low on vitamin C and feisty af so you eat tiny oranges known as clementines. Preventative action against scurvy, especially when you're out to sea.

"Covid19 is spreading quickly, you better pop a clem every couple of hours." "Black Beard's past time was to pop a clem."

by Gladus Tuesday March 26, 2020

clem burt

A man that is obsessed with food, particularly burgers, but suffers from siezures related to loud noises. He also wears at least 10 shirts at any given time.

Clem Burt: "I WANT A BURGER!" Larry: "Don't scream too loud, Clem Burt has siezures."

by Pharoah's Curse January 13, 2024