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Downstairs Beanbag

When engaged in coitus the male pulls out then places his scrotum and testicles in his partners vagina.

Dan: its been really boring in the bedroom lately.
Kelly: well maybe we could try a downstairs Beanbag .

by Naughty Nikkii December 30, 2015

Downstairs Halitosis

It's like halitosis (bad breath) but from your downstairs.

Damn, the girl I took home last night had some serious downstairs halitosis.

by Homewreckin Hef May 27, 2024

upstairs vs. downstairs hangover

Refers to da ratio of how much your "upstairs" hangovers (i.e., "morning after" headaches, nausea, etc.) affect da flabby "hangover" --- i.e., floppily-drooping beer gut --- dat gradually develops "downstairs". Generally speaking it'll be about equal; in other words, da more alcohol you guzzle, da more of an "overhang" you'll get at your waistline.

Seeing other folks afflicted with an "upstairs vs. downstairs hangover" should be ample motivation to not start drinking yourself!

by QuacksO November 06, 2022

downstairs energy

Downstairs energy just means that something is better than something else. Like when you are at a party the energy is always better either on the first floor or the basement.

The guys that were smoking had downstairs energy compared to the guys who were drinking.

by ahahhahahahahahahahhahaha October 28, 2020

Showing The Man Downstairs Who’s Boss

A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.

Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.

by WiltMichaels November 26, 2022

Two Neighbours Downstairs

Your Balls

I love my Two Neighbours Downstairs

by FakeC April 19, 2023

Upstairs-Downstairs

A way to describe a two-story house with stairs, so it has an upstairs and a downstairs. When you’re used to only living in a single story house, an upstairs means everything!

Did you hear Monica just bought a house? And it has an upstairs-downstairs!

by itsallaboutkey May 24, 2022