A fork of Rural Dictionary
when billie eilish broke her own record on instagram to reach 1,000,000 in under six minutes.
Billie Eilish: *breaks record*
Billie Eilish on her story: “i did i t again”
When u think ur the reason the person is leaving/left, thinking its all your fault, news flash, it isn't, if they dont want to stay, dont hold onto them, its for the best
A: Did I drive you away?
M: what do u mean?
A: was i the reason u left?
A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.
Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?
that would've saved Manya.
I honestly do not know, all I know is I did too
person 1: how did I fail art
person 2: how am I supposed to know?
when you go to google to see naruto memes and see
*goes to naruto memes* *sees kakashi giving sakura one hundred years of death * *wtf did i just watch*
When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content
Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch
A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.
Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.
search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.