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The gathering of mostly women at one location. The opposite of a sausage fest.

The studio audience for yesterday's Ellen show looked like a Canoe Fest!

The month long celebration of Chuck prior to a season premiere which involves recruiting new viewership, re-watching old episodes, and just generally GETTING FUCKING PUMPED. Chuck fest is mandatory for all human beings.

No, Mom! I thought the video said Chuck fest!

A bi-yearly celebration of farting. Participants eat dried apricots and count how many time they fart. Each year is accompanied by a slogan. Example - Fart Fest 2005 - "Our Cheeks Are Sealed" Quite a special festival.

"It's time for fart fest already?"

When multiple people are in the same room and all are competing for the alpha male status. Specifically, they are talking about themselves and their trade.

Those two were having a total ego fest.

only girls hanging out together.
opposite of sausage fest (all guys hanging out)

Why can't there be guys here, its such a waffle fest.

A festival of boobs.

Wow, yets go check out that boob fest!

A female version of a sausage fest

"we need some dudes up in here, this place is really starting to reak a fish fest"