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known to be the highest intellectual of all, his brain is so big that it's considered a tumor. He is also known to have many mental illness such as Alzheimers, Tourette's and schizophrenia. this is caused by the fact he keeps on get brain damage from living next to a nuclear power plant.
Faris was stunned after he got ran over by a hotdog car
Your every day typical discordian. They're obsessed with inside jokes and think they're the class comedian.
"Man, that dude is a total Fari, he keeps adding hashtags to sentences acting like its 10x funnier."
Your every day typical discordian. They think they're the class comedian and they're obsessed with inside jokes
"That dude is a total fari. he keeps adding hashtags to sentences thinking its automatically 10x funnier."
Your every day typical discordian. They're obsessed with inside jokes and think they're the class comedian.
"Man, that dude is a total Fari, he keeps adding hashtags to sentences acting like its 10x funnier."
Faris is a really intelligent person. Despite all the dad jokes he loves to give, he is always true to his words. Loves to be a leader and the person in charge. The most important thing of all, he likes kids and always wanted the best father in the future. Although considered perfect, he'd never know that the person writing this is in love with her for years.
Man: Hey, are you okay?
Girl: No, I think that I met a Faris.
Man: What is a Faris?
Girl: A man that I am in love with but would never knew it until I tell him myself.