A fork of Rural Dictionary
A weird and hard to understand not man person.
female: I Hate YOUUU!!!
Dude: ok
Female: How come men never see our signs
a condition which inhibits the subjects ability to operate a motor vehicle of any type. may result in death and/or injury of millions of people every year
just go for a car ride... if you see a female you will understand
creatures of the earth specifically designed to clean up after a mess has been left behind
look at the female in her natural habitat
The member of the human race that has a "V". They act like they are into romance and want a boyfriend who cares...in reality they want to be used and mistreated because then they can go crying to their friends and get attention because they are attention hungry whores who in reality go guy from guy breaking hearts with not regard to anything because they think so highly of themselves. They also think their shit smells like roses. And they think being blunt is an excuse to be rude.
Male: I'm going to go drinking with my friends, you stay here in the kitchen.
Female: Okay.
A human, the opposite of a male, that generally should stay in the kitchen and make the males sandwiches.
You're a female, go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Invented to do all chores that are around the house
Honey(female), could you please make my dinner, do the dishes afterwards and do my laundry after that, for my clothes will be dirty.
oh and after that could you please do my ironing