Country Dictionary

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Chinese fire drill

To bludgeon with a long, solid metal bar swung in an overhead, two handed motion

He tried to maizehole me, so I chinese fire drilled him

by Chief Maizholington September 05, 2015

Irish Fire Drill

Similar to a Chinese Firedrill, but the participants run around the outside of a pub when the drill is called. The participants must then finish the remainder of their drinks once a lap is completed. Bonus points for stealing homeless people's belongings and not vomiting.

Dude, I've been working out and running a lot lately. I'm training for O'Connell's Irish Fire Drill.

by krazykaptain September 09, 2014

Irish Fire Drill

This is analogous to a Chinese Fire Drill, however, it's performed strictly on St. Patrick's day or in Ireland and must incorporate a jig prior to re-entering the vehicle.

While driving to Savannah for St. Paddy's, the driver commanded an Irish Fire Drill while in standstill traffic. The onlookers applauded as the passengers performed a perfect Irish jig.

by John C. Mellencamp March 16, 2023

Guatemalan Fire Drill

The exotic sex position is found only deep within the borders of Guatemala. It involves a man, a woman, and six spotters of either gender. The move begins with a small fire that must be put out only by fluids found within body, I don't know much more but I heard a 36 foot rope and a small diary are also involved.

The Guatemalan fire drill is a position commonly found in the move-set of Shainal Friedman

by ArcticGoose February 01, 2023

German fire drill

Four to six participants are in a car that is stopped at a red light. One person rips the hardest ass imaginable and everyone has to get out of the car until the smell passes. No one may enter the car, even if the light turns green, until the car smells better. This is loosely based on the chinese fire drill.

Big cheese: “dude on Sunday we had the worst German Fire Drill ever” John: “yeah man it was pretty smelly my dude

by megacheese69 February 02, 2018

fire drill

A loud beeping fire alarm that happens every month at school

STUDENTS, EVACUATE THE BUILDING! THERE IS A FIRE DRILL

by UDfan1234567890 December 10, 2018

Fire Drill

The act of leaving a stadium before the full-time whistle because your team is being absolutely battered!

Fire Drill at Saint Marys as Chelsea score 4 before the half-time whistle

by Jack Spank9049 April 09, 2022