Country Dictionary

When a female uses her feet to jerk a dude off and he cums all over her feet

Megan loved to give Ryan Sloppy Footers

18-footer is when something is very long.

person 1: "Did you see his dick"
person 2: "ya it was like an 18-footer!"

A goliath.

You'd have to use a ladder to get to that pussy, that's a 9 footer.

Flamboyant / Gay

Used in an office environment where HR can fire you for blatantly calling someone gay you can call them a “Raging Footer” ( HR can’t fire you if they don’t know what it means)
Often used to describe “Barlow’s / Denghis and Creedos”

A person that has a brown foot from kick people in the ass so hard it comes out brown.

John is a brown footer. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him.