Country Dictionary

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Lap Double Grump

Where 2 individuals, most likely 2 men, engage in simultaneous pooping whilst on the laps of each other. The partner on top finds a small gap between the bottom partner’s legs. This has only been pulled off a handful of times in recorded history.

My boyski we only have one toilet, might have to pull off the Lap Double Grump

by Dmoney1318 April 15, 2022

riley grump butt

A person who wants to sleep all day and won't get out of bed. Instead of loving you, they just lay in your bed all day. They are also very mean when they are asleep. They fart on you, try to push you off the bed, and call you mean names.

Riley, please stop being a Riley Grump Butt and get out of bed.

by Please Get Up and Love Me November 21, 2015

Liquid Game Grumps

Game Grumps is a Let's Play webseries hosted by American Internet personalities Arin Hanson and Samuel Dochterman . The series was created on July 10, 2012 by Hanson and comedic media critic Jon Jafari. After Jafari left the show in 2013 to focus on his own YouTube webseries, JonTron, he was subsequently succeeded by Dan Avidan, However in the year 2018 Dan Avidan was tragically killed in a riot against jewish people and so Samuel Dochterman. In 2021 Youtube invented a way to turn videos into liquid form, It was an expensive and quite pointless project but it was a reality, Ever since 2023 Game Grumps have been making YouTube videos for Youtube in both video and liquid form, yet the liquid form is best known for the slogan "Jam it up your pee hole".

I guess i'll just stay home all day and inject Liquid Game Grumps in my body, cause I have nothing better to do.

by I Make Perfect Sense August 19, 2017

tucan grumping dongered

the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.

me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.

by dsc big boi May 19, 2011

grump 'o' lantern

The act of receiving head while shitting-except instead of shitting in a toilet you shit into a jack 'o' lantern. Most often occurs around Halloween

Dude I ain't gay or nothing, but that 11 year old boy dressed as Frodo just gave me a wicked grump 'o' lantern. Good old Jack now has a shit eating grin-literally. Happy Halloween!

by frodo baggy sack November 07, 2009

grump-rupter

Someone who complains about a certain scene of a movie/tv show for no considerable reason, ruining that specific movie or TV show for everyone, including interrupting others angrily and shutting down their opinions.

Tanner is being a grump-rupter , he interrupted me angrily as I was trying to state an opinion while watching Big Hero 6.”

by ND1299338 February 21, 2025