A fork of Rural Dictionary
A handjob from behind but instead of just reaching around you come from "down under" between the legs.
Last night Miranda gave me the best Australian Handy.
the somewhat politically correct term for a person/place/thing that is incapable of reaching its destined maximum potential
candice: man i hate the brakes on this van, they're retarded
carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'
candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*
holly wouldnt blow me the other night but she gave me one hell of a handy j.
A hand job with no lube involved.
Kristey was on her period and didn't want to give me head and we ran out of lube, so she just gave me a sandy handy.
to give a male a smooth, mellow, handjob.
my girlfriend gave me a mellow handy under the table during thanksgiving dinner.
A quote from SouthPark character Jimmy. He is Handi-capped and proud. He excells at many things, so there for he does not consider himself as Handi-Capped but HANDI-CAPABLE.
Cartman: Jimmy is Handi-Capped.
Jimmy: I prefer HANDI-CAPABLE.
a way of saying masturbation
My roommate is gone, now is the perfect time for a self handy.