A fork of Rural Dictionary
Like its unenjoyable but heaps more.
That was Heaps unenjoyable ay bro
A large pile of stones between Masham and Leeds UK, where lovers under time pressure rendezvous for sexual encounters, usually in a car. Not as creepy as a "dogging" location. But definitely more freaky than "Lookout Point" after the prom in an American movie.
"Got t' kids tonight luv. Quickie at t' Slag Heap after work?"
"Happy St. Patrick's Day. Would you like to celebrate it with me at the Slag Heap?"
"Horny as fuck. Wanna get Hulk Smashed behind the Slag Heap."
When particularly busy and text messages must be kept brief:
"Slag Heap?"
To be completely overwhelmed by the situation at hand
Josh was a slow learner and had heaps on trying to learn too many new skills at once
A whole mess of a man.
Molly: “how was your date with Jack?”
Sally: “terrible, he turned out to be an absolute heap.”
An Aussie expression meaning a large amount of something or lots.
Friend: yo, what’s your favourite type or shoes?
Aussie: idek i got heaps