A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your countries leader disappears under strange, mysterious or controversial circumstances and never reappears.
“After such a long failed campaign to take Ukraine, Putin decided he had no other option than to enact the Holt Bolt”
Holt Park Sarah so thicc she need 2 security peeps to pat her down
An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
The truest of the true.
The most extreme.
To express with utmost urgency and authority.
“That’s some Holte shit right there!”
“No Cap?”
“No Cap!”
I Holte tell you - Jack better be makin my ass a salad!
Has a massive heart and big penis. Plus he looks like shego
An extremely upper class Jew, holds onto his money very tightly. Beast at War Thunder, in reality is shit. Always the thunder cunt of the team. Never knows who he really is, apart from his tattooed ID on his arm 084658.
That Jew Edward Holt, TO THE CHAMBERS!