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sit on your honkers

to kneel and sit on the balls of your feet.

by jj April 23, 2003

choo-choo honker

A physical gag in which one pulls another male's genitalia and exclaims "honk!".

"choo-choo honker "
1. Brian: Dude, lets give carl a wedgie!

Timmy: And to farther humiliate him, lets give him a "choo-choo honker"!

Brian and Timmy:YEAH!

2. Reggie: Did you hear what guy said about you?! You gonna take that?!

Dante: Hell nah! Im about to go over there and give that dude a "choo-choo honker:!

by Joe Bagpipes December 21, 2008

big city honkers

Gigantic "breasts" of fat on a man's chest

Damn, That guy has some big city honkers! They're bigger than most girls i've seen

by Shulk123 December 08, 2015

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 12, 2020

Dingle Honker

Someone or something that makes you extremely mad or want to crash out

Ethan is a dingle honker

by Bender0811 July 08, 2024

honkers bonkers

going crazy

"why did you just ask me if you were awake . . . man, you're really going honkers bonkers"

by npanda30 January 05, 2021

Massive honkers

Boobies, massive fucking titties, super stuffed up milkies, hunger bonger doinky boinky, fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies.

Oh, you mean these? My Boobies, my massive fucking titties, my super stuffed up milkies, my hunger bonger doinky boinky, my fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, mu super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies, my Massive honkers?

by The only arsonist February 01, 2024