Country Dictionary

When a person staples or folds the bottom of a pair of jeans because they can't afford or are to lazy to get them hemmed.

Syn: staple your shit, fold your shit, hide the fact that your to poor, cheap or lazy to actually fix ur shit. I mean honestly its not that expensive
Ant: actually fix ur shit, regular hem
Misspellings: ghetto him. That's completely different shit

Friend: O you fixed your pants?
Ghetto hemmer: Nah girl I ghetto hemmed my shit

FUCKING HOT PIECE OF SHIT!! From a band 5sos that are equally as amazing and sexyyyyy. He’s a tall mofo with (currently) curly blonde locks and unfortunately ditched the lip ring a couple years back but Yanno he’s still a walking turn on ;)

Wow that is one piece of eye candy, must be luke hemmings

- verb (origin 2010, UOIT)
The act of performing public versions chronological stupidity; the mix up of alphanumeric date abbreviations due to severe retardation; chronologically impaired; if your name is Hemal Patel

"Hello Jane, I will meet you for lunch on the 22rd....snap...I just HEMMED UP!"

or

Man A: "What time is it sir? I have an appointment at 26:84pm!"

MAN B: "What 26:84pm?? Are you hemmed up or something?

To physically treat someone like a child by grabbing, tossing, and abusing them in an fight.

- That man got Hemmed Up in that fight.
- That nigga Greg hemmed his ass up like he was a child at that party!

v.
To clear one's throat

HEM NYEM NYEM! (coughs)

doesnt realy mean nefin but it means evryfin if ya no wha i mean! stevo came up wit it

(sum1 says sumfin 2 u but u cudnt b arsed answerin) "hem nem ne"

A typical annoying phrase that is said repetitively by Cameron to give everyone the shits.

Cameron: Hem Ene Men eh!!!
Everyone: Cameron SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!