A fork of Rural Dictionary
Stinking, awful, Red Rizlas.
Thick as copy paper, and about as wide, reds are for the stoner who smokes such weak gear (likely soap bar hash) that paper fumes are an essential chemical component of the high.
Often used by novice, or unskilled smokers, as the size and weight of the paper make it easier for feeble hands.
Only acceptable as a last resort, when too blazed to roll properly, or if you're smoking brambles.
B: "Right then, chuck us some skins, actuate the phonograph, and stick the kettle on Cuthbert"
C: "I've only my trusty reds. Incidentally, Spa just shut."
B: "You really are a first-class cunt, Cuthbert"
A backwoods-dwelling, inbred, adulterous, possibly female Hillbilly from Michigan's lower peninsula. Usually identified by a pasty, yet blotchy skin color and a drug store dye job. Identification is easier when she's having one of her trademark herpes outbreaks, which turns the crotch a legionous and slimy red color.
"Oh my gosh, can you believe Double S actually married red?"
Short for redbone, or a light skin black girl.
*Random red girl walking down the street
*Random nigga in the steert "Aye red lemme holla at chu"
*Red girl "Hell naw nigga I'm gay"