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the love of my life

jaxon =i love you

1. Massive Schlong (AKA Willy Wonker)
2. Only attracted to males if their names start with Z, C, J, or I.. otherwise he is a heterosexual man
3. Prides himself on the length of his "Squidward's nose," as he often likes to call it
4. Life motto, "bros before hoes unless the hoes have nice toes"
5. Loves it when a man rubs sunscreen on his back, but not in a super gay manner.. just a gentle rub
6. Penis really big

Jaxon has a huge wang

Usually, a male who buys a huntsman elite keyboard for his Xbox.

jerry: Man who is that?
ren: his name is Jaxon he bought a huntsman elite for is Xbox.

Jaxon is a very gay person. He likes to have fun with boys

Wanna have fun says jaxon

A perverted freak, who in class won't care at all what the teacher is saying and will come over and touch you pussy and make it super awkward and you will be scared for the rest of your life.

"Oh my god... Please stop touching me jaxon!!!"
"No. I LOVE the feel of your SKIN!!!hahahahahaha!!!"

A big ugly asshole not mutch to say.The biggest douchebag you'll ever meet.He pretends to like you just to know u like him and hell break you.

Hey did you hear jaxon told blank to kill herself but she still loves him.

Person that sucks at playing any drum, and thinks he is cool but he is not cool at all!!!!

Jaxon: Fist bump
Person: No your not cool