A fork of Rural Dictionary
The second most dangerous criminal in the Muppet world. Behind Constantine. Usually seen as a joke that dosen't know the basic rules to double-crossing 101.
European Civilian 1: OMG! It's the Lemur! The second most dangerous criminal!
European Civilian 2: Don't worry about him. He's not a real threat. We should be worring about Constantine. Also, that Lemur costume makes him look so adorable!
Lemur (Scientific name: Lemuroidea;
From Latin meaning lemures (plural) or ‘spirits of the dead’) - a species found in Madagascar
Lemur spit: a magical secret ingredient found in energy drinks.
"Did you read the blog on the new energy drink?"
'Yea, I brought 3 cases. It's sooo good! The lemur spit gives it extra zip.'
Lemurality is the action of worshipping lemurs and living your life by their ideals. Also, in order to truly follow the beliefs of lemurality, you must be opposed to and kill all monkeys.
Person: "What is your religion?"
Me: "LEMURALITY!!"
A sexual fetish, where person dresses up as a lemur, and farts on another person, like how lemurs stink scent in the wild.
I gave my girlfriend a lemur stinking last night, and scent sprayed all over her.