A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl who is obsessed with the idea of love and/or enjoys being in love. This person typical enjoys songs, art, movies & places that remind them and/or speak about love.
“Chyanne watch the Notebook and said she wants a romance like that. She’s such a lover girl”
n. A person of an IQ lower than 100, commonly a homosexual or a wannascene girl, who is attracted to an A-Fine.
"Woah, did you see that A-Fine Lover?"
"Yeah, I'm not sure if he's gay or just a noob."
A situation where two people like each other, but do not act upon their feeling because of their nerves and fear of rejection. As a result, neither show that they like each other. Instead of a prime situation where both participants get what they want, both feel rejected and dejected.
John: I really like Alice, but I don't want to get rejected by her, so I'll just leave the party.
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Alice: I'd like to talk to John, but he seems too cool for me, so I'll let him be.
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A mutual friend: They didn't talk to each other in the end, its a pretty unfortunate example of the lovers' paradox.
Someone who Loves to eat, taste, or lick schlong. Male or female.
Gary: Damn Jada is so good at sucking cock
Tom: yeah dude, she's a class A schlong lover!
A lover of books. Usually wishes that fictional characters are real and gets very emotionally involved in books. Beware: never disturb a book lover when he/she it reading. Results can be fatal.
friend: Sam punched me in the eye today.
me: You interrupted her when she was reading, didn't you?
friend: she's such a book lover
Fans of the popular youtuber, WheezyWaiter.
WheezyWaiter: Hey, beard lovers.
Created by musician Jim Croce
a lovers cross would be defined as a boyfriend or a girlfriend hanging themselves on an emotional/mental Crucifix for their significant other. Dealing with the pain they're put through for the greater good, thus making themselves a martyr.
"Yes, I really got to hand it to you
'Cause girl you really tried
But for every time that we spent laughin'
There were two times that I cried
And you were tryin' to make me your martyr
And that's the one thing I just couldn't do
'Cause baby, I can't hang upon no lover's cross for you"
Jake: why did you and Mary break up?
Jack: She had me on a lovers cross, and it got unbearable.