A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mega March Masturbation Mayhem is an exciting sport for men to play to show who can nut the most. Fill a bracket with 32 men who's ready to play head-to-head. Each player has 24 hours to nut more times than their opponent to move on to the next round. Keep winning to be crowned champion of Mega March Masturbation Mayhem.
Dude are you ready to start Mega March Masturbation Mayhem?
The most amazing band in all of existence, their epicness is only increased by the fact that they are all Muppets. Dr. Teeth plays the keyboard, Floyd Pepper plays the bass, Zoot plays the saxophone, Janice plays lead guitar, and Animal's on drums.
Did you see Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem on the Muppet Show last night? They were incredible!
Said to be the strongest marijuana that can be grown on this planet. Only obtainable through about 5 known merchants in the United States, one of them are located in Georgia.. but for obvious reasons no further information of their whereabouts will be revealed.
One hit of this magical plant can send the user(No matter how much pot they may smoke) sky high within seconds, shotguns are NOT recommended (You WILL get high, but you may pass out & not get the chance to enjoy it, it is recommended that you smoke this in groups)! Mixing this with any other drug may be deadly, I really wouldn't know; I've lost a lot of brain cells smoking weed, but I've got enough to know not to try it.
The true name of this brand of weed isn't known, but due to it's affects it obtained the name Amsterdam Mental Mayhem, Outerspace Kush, Code name Ammo (Obviously, the K was dropped from the Acronym).
Stan: Yo, I got that LOUD pack
Rob: That whack ass shrub? Man, I got that Ammo bro..
Stan: You don't mean...
Rob: Yep... that Amsterdam Mental Mayhem Outerspace Kush..
Stan: *Drops "Loud Pack" *You can fuck every female I care for !! Just let me hit it once !!
When 1 guy cums on the pussy flaps and another guys fucks it into the pussy then the cuck licks it out
I just had a milky mayhem with my wife her cuck and my vest mate
Trouble, chaos, madness, a living demon.
If a person likes to be called ’Mayhem’ it means you need to watch them, carefully. If left unsupervised, take cover, you’re gonna need it! They love to prank people but don't want anyone hurt as a result of one of their pranks, only to be mildly annoyed at them. Mayhem's love to cause trouble and are always planning pranks.
Person: oh no it's Mayhem!
Person2: who left them unsupervised!?!?
Mayhem: *pranking the fuck out of everyone*
The most handsome and pretty human to walk the planet. Best bass player and tends to have red hair and pretty eyes with the best eyeliner you've ever laid eyes on.
Person 1: Oh my god did you see Mayhem?
Person 2: Yeah dude they looked so good today!