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Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 17, 2013

merlinize

to almost finish something, but not quite. Leaving a small quantity of something unconsumed, primarily beverages. Typically used in the past tense, merlinized. Things which have been merlinized are never finished and usually end up discarded.

You merlinized your coffee again. Why don't you ever finish it?

Another drink merlinized. What next, will you merlinize the chips?

by Grumpy Barista November 17, 2021

Merlin Moment

a moment where a person makes or does something retarded

oh mer mer you just had a merlin moment

by chief keef 42069 July 20, 2022

Merlin Feliciya

This Literally Looks like a Cat😂💯
This name Person are mostly Very Sensitive and Soft in Nature.......
She Know What to do In Public places

She speak gently and polite
Laziness is born from her blood so dont blame her........

Merlin Feliciya is a Lazy Girl

by சந்தோஷ் November 23, 2021

Merlin

Leaving somewhere without telling anyone, with reference to Merlin the magician, ie. a disappearing act.

Where did Tyler go? He must’ve Merlined, before he was supposed to buy a round of drinks.

by Jfever1720 December 31, 2019

Merlin

Rapunzel as an old nasty bitch.

"Merlin, let down your hair!"
*Lets down his beard.*

by October 05, 2020

Merlin

A Bartered how likes to steal a platypus named money. Usally pansexual and likes a girl named Haley. Also usually on computer 24/7

Oh my a merlin

He is so...

gay and ugly

by Merlin is ugly September 08, 2020