A fork of Rural Dictionary
A generally quiet, reserved and awkward person. At least, one with a magnum dong.
Person 1: Hey you think that mute retard's a Micah?
Person 2: Wouldn't count on it.
Person 1: Fuck it. I'll find out.
Micah is a person with an open heart and a loving soul. She has a smile that will draw your breath away, and eyes that will pierce into your soul. She is the most generous person you will ever meet, always giving and sharing and helping with whatever she can. If you ever need someone to count on, Micah will always be there to have your back the entire way. If you ever get lucky enough to date a Micah, you sure are in for a treat! Her sense of humor will have you on the floor most of the time you spend with her. Her beauty unmatched by any other, she will leave you stunned time and time again. Being with her alone will motivate you to become the best version of yourself. Her humility, courage, boldness, kindness, and wisdom will inspire you. You will constantly question how you could ever find someone so perfect.
"Is that Micah? I bet she helped 10 different people already."
"I don't understand how someone can be so beautiful inside and out like Micah."
A person who uses urban dictionary with the confidence that it is a reliable source like an IDIOT.
Christ Micah stop it, thonk is NOT a word.
A very depressed individual. They’re not mad at anyone it just seems like it
A certified munch. The most munchiest munch a man can be
"Micah are you a munch?" "Yes I am"