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A "Monster" is a Lady Gaga fan, but there is a difference between a "Monster" and "Little Monster". A "Little Monster" is a monster that is 0 - 13 years old and a "Monster" is ages from 14 - 186
If someone says "I'm A Little Monster" or "I'm one of Lady Gaga's Monster's"
To be portrayed by others as a bad influence, degenerate, and/or pervert, as a result of one's words or actions.
" Cam assures he did not mean any thing perverted by saying I want my syrup in her pancake, but Danny denounces him as a perv. Yet Cam alleges he is just being monsterized"
The best wingman a guy could have. The monster is an individual who will distract/flirt with, and/or have sex with anything in order to help you get laid.
Man, she's got some butt ugly friends. We need to call Joe. He's the monster.
Monster: A game in which the guy is the monster, and if he catches the girl, he gets to eat her. Get her permission to play first.
We played Monster last night, and she lost. We both had fun.
An energy drink sent from heaven as proof that God loves us. Gives you a large buzz of energy drink; Good for parties.
Dude, you wanna go buy a monster or two before we get to the party?
An amazing rock/metal band that was created in Wall, NJ in 2008. The band has insane guitar solos, virtually impossible drum licks, and bizarre time signatures that would impress even Dream Theater. They are also currently releasing an EP. Their style is a mixture of Metallica, AIC, RHCP, RATM, Tool, and Megadeth. While most of the time they play metal heavily rooted in the 80's, some of their songs also incorporate aspects such as rap-metal, and just simple rock music from the 90's and today. Known for extremely technical songs, the musicians are all of high skill level and with the departure of their first singer, they are seeking a new vocalist that can "destroy all other singers," and a suitable rhythm guitarist (considering that most of their songs require backing guitar or harmonized solos.) Fans and critics alike hail them as the "next Metallica, but with more difficult songs."
"Fuck, our song is only seven minutes long!" -MONSTER "Why is my amp turned down to eight...??? Who the hell did this?"-Guitarist of MONSTER "Shit, was the verse in 13/8 or 15/16 time???"-Drummer of MONSTER