A fork of Rural Dictionary
To get fucked up.
We’re gonna get muffed up tonight!
To be a heavily intoxicated and/or high woman dancer of the night (Aka Exotic Dancer... Aka yeah that's not fooling anyone, your a stripper)
Mikey- Dude did you see that fucked up chick dancing at the bar last night throwing her clothes at a bartender? Tyler- Yeah she was totally a muffed stripper trying to get free drinks.
The greatest guy you’ll ever meet , so kind and sweet and is always there for everyone. He’s really funny too and and everyone trusts him and loves him. Very attractive too.
“aw man I wish I was a muf like you!!”
When you really want to drop the f-bomb but can't
The muffing teacher what get the muf out of my business
A Dance involving flailing your wrists around like a demi-incapacitated flamer boy. Also used to describe someone or something that is not particularly pleasant. For example, someone who is jammin out to K$ sipping on Sangria would be Cham-blammin', whilst someone who is sitting with their great aunt Agnyes laughing about the ultimate Republican goal of complete female opression/obliteration would be Muf-Dufin'.
Me- maaaan, I can't hang out at this club breh, too many people are Muf-Dufin'. Dis bitch just spilt her drink on me. Yo maum- you're right, lets go somewhere the people can truly Blam their Cham. (bitch spills drink on yo maum) Yo maum-MAN, YOU CAN DUF MY MUF, TRICKASS HATER