A fork of Rural Dictionary
Laying around all day after drinking hard on a friday/saturday night
Dude that darty/narty got me so fucked I had to mulch all day on sunday.
Mulch is the food of the gods, and by gods i mean that stupid fucking mulch dog on tiktok and instagram
Person 1: oh goody! this harvest was rather bountiful!! i love mulch so much, mulchy mulch i love loam yummy i love mulch mulch gang for life!11!!
Person 2: what the fuck are you saying
Person 1: are you mulch? because i wanna eat you up (with rizz)
Person 2: blud will NOT stop meatriding me :sob:
a tiktok trend with dogs eat mulch. idk what that even is
person 1: "what's mulch?"
person 2: "mulch gang forever"
smelly fertilizer that you pour over dead bodys to bury them.
hey mom i put some charles mulch on the people next door already!
when someone is wearing boots with spikes or blades on the bottom, they are ready to tear up the mulch.
Random Person 1: Did you see the boots (insert name here)is wearing?
Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.
Hey bro did you hear that they legalized Munchie Mulch in Colorado?