A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight" Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"
When somebody refers to their cat, of whom is named Snowball.
Thomas: My cat Fluffy is very fluffy and he scratches everything. Max: My cat Snowball is calm and likes breaking into my room because he found out how to open the door and he just sits there and cuddles me. Thomas: Cool.
That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end
friend: Hey is that Bubble tea Me: yes I am doing My Cat
me: ok im at home my cat: rooooooooooooom im a car i` just got out of the car me: oh no my cat is gonna run over me me" gets run over while running down the hall me: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
my cat is gonna run me over
Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.
I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.