A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most important thing about all Nathan's is their massive cock, ranging anywhere from 5-8 football fields. Nathan's often causes disasters that are misinterpreted as natural phenomena, when in reality, they are the result of such activities as ejaculation and erection. Their personality is charming and enjoyable, however don't be fooled, he is only intending to tear apart your body with his enormous schlong.
Person 1: did u hear? Amy died yesterday.
Person 2: how?
Person 1: she fell for Nathan.
the most amazing friend you will ever have. he knows just what to say and when to say it. you can go to him with anything and everything and know that you wont be judged. nathans have tons of friends who would do anything for him in a heart beat. nathan just means, an all around amazing guy.
Handsome, really nice guy that cares. He knows when someone likes him, but prefers to not be involved in a relashionship.
He acts a bit like he doesn't care, but a few people know there is more to him than others think.
Even though he gets attention, he doesn't go with the populars. He prefers to stay aside with calm people he can relate to.
Looooool i love him! i love nathan! u shud have seen him looking at me!
i LOVE his h.g.e.
a splendiferously amazing guy who brightens my day without even trying. when he holds my hand i get butterflies that are incomparable to anything else in this world. he makes me smile like i dont think i ever have before. he is sweet and funny..and i think hes making me a better person than i was before :)
also, he is a B.A. guitar player and epic poet! :D
Wow! he is such a nathan. you are soooo lucky to have him.
he’s a fucking nasty greasy gay bitch he’s a furry who spends his time saying racial slurs
so when we gon fight nathan??