A fork of Rural Dictionary
I've Got You A Prezzie Is English Slag For "I've Got You A Present" Teenagers Are Normaly Associated With Sland But Adults and Younger Children Are Now Using It Too.
Its My Birthday Soon, my mum has not yet got me a present
Ohh Don't worry, I've got you a prezzie
The first song created by the legendary band Kino.
I've Got Time, But No Money sounds quite nice
To someone about another person that is stupid, brainless, idiot.
The Sheriff is an idiot. I mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !
To someone about somebody stupid, brainless
Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !
Somthing a dick neck might say almost everyday because he has nothing else better to say and its 'how bored i've gotten'
Dick Neck: This is how bored i've gotten
Everybody: OMG STFU!
People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.
"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."
When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle
Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?