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PB n J

a code word for used by little boys talk about pornography without their parents or elders knowing

" that PB n J was good "

by ak harry March 06, 2005

PB n J

the act of slathering one's male genetalia with peanut butter in order to ellicit oral sex from furry animals (most often househod pets.)

it's an arcronym.

"dude your out of peanut butter!...why's your dog looking so logy?"
" oh, we've been PB n J-ing it all weekend."

by starn studio November 04, 2005

pb n j

a secret way of saying porn infront a someone without them knowing. ( such as your parents)

" yo man lets go get some pb n j."

by ak harry March 19, 2005

PB AND J SANDWICH

WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A HUMAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS IN AN EXTREME FASHION WHICH CAUSES THE SAID HUMAN TO SHIT THEMSLEVES. YOU WERE PREPARED AND YOU HAVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD.....ONE WITH JELLEY ON IT. YOU CATCH THE SHIT ON THE OTHER SLICE OF BREAD....SLAP THEM TOGETHER....THROW THEM IN A BAGGIE AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.

THAT SUCKS THAT MY DAD ATE MY LEFTOVER PB AND J SANDWICH.

by HUGESET D February 06, 2009

New Jersey PB n J

A sexual move when you smear Peanut Butter and Jelly in a girl's vagina. You dunk a piece of bread into the vagina spreading the peanut butter and jelly on the bread, then eating it.

Misty: I'm hungry.
Brock: How 'bout you make me a New Jersey PB n J, bitch!
Misty: Ok.

by Cocktit69 February 20, 2010

Gay PB & J

Two gay people cover themselves in Peanut Butter and Jelly. And afterwards, have oral and anal sex, mixing the Peanut Butter and Jelly on eachother body's.

"Dude, last might me and my bf went dirty and did the Gay PB & J"

by TheRandomFuckwit December 08, 2021

PB n' J

an acronym derived from the words "Prickass Buttmunch Jerkoff". Usage: when words fail to encapsulate the irritation factor of a certain individual. Ussually of a romantic interest gone awry.

"He's such a . . . what's the word? . . . Ah yes, PB n' J.

by Aaron J May 02, 2006