A fork of Rural Dictionary
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.
Pamper (verb) : to make love to a (female) significant other
You've been married for thirty years. How often do you pamper your wife these days?
a insanely hyperactive baby which their parents describe them as ''explosive''
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Person 343: Monochromatic Pamper Fondler: THE STANDARD FETAL MEDICINE
A pampered pet is some one that’s in a relationship and don’t do anything to help or support. Just there as an added expense with no way to contribute.
He’s such a pampered pet he don’t do nothing.
A girl with a butt that sit on her body like a extra pair of briefs
Shawty bad but that ass flat, yeah bro she got a pamper butt