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Paxton’s mind is filled with food and weird, sometimes dark jokes. He has good grades, likes to dance, and is extremely dramatic. He will often rizz you up if he has the chance. He always has a hope he will one day find his “dream girl.” His friends call him a slay queen.
Guy one: ooo it’s Paxton, he’s such a slaaaaay queen
Guy two: ikr
A menace to society, A.k.a. Asshole who should never be forgiven or given a second chance.
Person 1: hey look it’s Paxton the annoying Jerk!!
Person 2: omgggg! I hate Paxton he texted my mom!!!
Paxton is known for his fetal alcohol syndrome
“Damn Paxton is so ugly he must have fetal alcohol syndrome
Paxton is a very funny but yet smart guy. He loves sports, and video games. He will do anything for anyone. He is adorable/cute! He will love his girlfriend will all of his heart. Paxton really never thinks about himself.
if you have a paxton in your life keep him
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Paxton is super awesome, his most prominent feature is his cute curly hair and his fun smile, but don’t let that surprise you when he whips out his huge cock, for some reason he is also really athletic, even tho he doesn’t look like it he probably can run faster than you and jump higher than you he is probably the best guy you’ll ever meet.
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That Paxton dude is so awesome, look at his bulge it’s huge
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Paxton is probably not the best looking guy in the school but definitely the funniest his cute curly hair paired with his awesome personality can be the best combination you’ll ever have.
Paxton is the best guy he’ll take you out to dinner and insist to pay for it. Usually Paxton’s are rolling in the dough and will be very successful after school. But one of his best features is his 7 1/2 inch cock that will put you to sleep on command over all best guy you’ll meet
That Paxton is such a great guy
Paxton is a man known for a legendary huge dick, also Paxton's are amazing kissers and all the girls want Paxton's Dick.
Paxton is excellent at tennis and his dick hangs out when he plays.
Basically the freshest nigga God made
Boy: Paxton stole my girlfriend
Friend: Well Paxton has a huge dick, so she'll be good
Girl: Paxton's dick is so big!!