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A dick!

STFUATTP. Shut the fuck up and take this piddle.

Noun. A dry area of glitter that resembles a puddle, but is dry and full of glitter.

There’s a piddle here from where that glitter spilled out!

an expression used to inform someone you have encountered an issue involving only yourself.

'I am in a bit of a piddle'

The act of jerking off, also known as a guy beating his meat.

Do you tickle the piddle often?

Le instantaneous reaction that occurs when in the heaviest state of fright resulting in the smallest excretion bodily fluids

I did everything I can to get away I was cornered and once the beating commenced I piddled right when it started