Country Dictionary

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puck bunny

A female, typically in her late teens to early 30s (but it can go lower) who attends hockey games, not to see a well fought game, or to see 2 goons duke it out, but just to look at the studly hockey players in the hoping that one night they'll roll over and see them in their bed, or in his bed, and has little or no interest in the sport or the score, and when a hockey player is brought up in coversation, will commonly use the words "tight, cute, sexy, ass, arms, shoulders" at any point in 1 sentence.

Cant stand 'em puck bunnies

by Paul February 07, 2004

Puck Hare

A homosexual who is attracted to hockey players

“Woah that puck hare is watching the Leafs Wings game”

by Anon78872827 February 20, 2022

Knuckle Puck

A popular-ish American pop-punk band that has toured with bands such as Neck Deep and Man Overboard.

Have you heard knuckle puck's

by Internet Addict April 05, 2015

Puck Bunny

a girl that goes to hockey games hoping to score with one of the players

"That girl is only at the game to scope out the guys. She's such a puck bunny"

by Brittany*HI-YO April 28, 2006

prep puck

bunch of studs who are absolute filth at hockey and get mad ladies

dude prep puck is sick

by Treeeeovrrrr November 20, 2015

poop puck

When you poop in a spiral shape so it creates a disc similar to a hockey puck.

Join the Poop Pucks Plan today!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 01, 2021

Puck bunny

A "hockey fan," usuaully female, who only likes the sport because they hope to/already slept with the players on a team, and generally knows nothing about it. Or pretty much any girl that only like the Penguins because they have Sidney Crosby.

What's you favorite thing about hockey?
The hott players.
You're such a puck bunny.

If the Penguins ever trade Crosby, I won't like them anymore.
Puck bunny.

by Benji. April 19, 2007