A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb; When you remember hardly anything about your dream excluding one or two extremely vague details. Also, when you wake up, realize how awesome your dream was last night while mentally reminding yourself to tell someone, then completely forgetting what your dream was about ten minutes later.
Something about Chuck Norris... I don't know, I think I might have been slipped a dream roofie.
the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.
Other side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon
"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"
The term used to describe taking actions into one's own hands when in the presence of a large number of douchebags, specifically in a Frat Party-type environment (knowing what the likely outcome is anyway).
Upon entering a bar on the Jersey Shore, I felt the urge to self-roofie and beat all the guido's to the punch!
when a girl of a mature age, wants to have sex with a unmature high school kid. usaully a goofy tall white kid with buck teeth who is 85% of the time at home watching cartoons with his mom. She gives him a roofie wtf else.
Kaydee-yo bitch u gonna fuck that honkey ass twig of a little fuck.
lissa-hell yea but that mutha fuckin little fuck is a pussy ass little virgin, gonna have to slip that little bitch a goofy roofie
Gideon- hell yea fuck that lil nigga up-
Adding hash to a bowl, joint, or blunt without telling your friends. Making them hit it harder thinking its "Really good weed"
S: " X hash roofied me last night!! That shit ruined me haha!"
X: " Hash-Roofie bitch!"
To turn right, especially with reckless disregard and at high speed.
Yo Bitch, hang a roofie at the traffic lights.
n. any type of blunt object that can knock a person unconscious and can be found around the house
v. (Homemade Roofie, Homemade Roofie-ing, Homemade Roofied) the act of using any blunt object to knock a person unconscious
"I am finally having Sally over tonight. If things don't go according to plan, this frying pan or two by four will make for a couple of good Homemade Roofies."
Sally to friend: "And when I told him I didn't want to sleep with him he tried to Homemade Roofie me."