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A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

You fool I am 4 parrelel bordom universes ahead of you.
You will never find a qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm varrient that will not be defiened for if you do you shall you will define it

You: I know a qwertyuiopasdfgthjklzxcvgbnm varrient that wont be defined ill try q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
me: laugh menacingly

Absolute extreme boredom. You really need to stop this and get on your homework already.

I was bored to death so I typed q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m.

When you are so bored you typed every letter on your keyboard but with a space between them

Hey Jake, what are you doing?
I'm so bored: I'm just gonna type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

i was bored so i did thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm nope hah i got q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

Wow you are that bored that you went above and beyond and typed this congrats you get nothing.

I was bored and typed

` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = q w e r t y u i o p \ a s d f g h j k l ; ' z x c v b n m , . / ~ ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + Q W E R T Y U I O P { } | A S D F G H J K L : " Z X C V B N M < > ?

You are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored that you type every key but every other key you type a equals. I don't know why I am doing this.

The speech was so long that all I remember is this sound:
`=1=2=3=4=5=6=7=8=9=0=-=q=w=e=r=t=y=u=i=o=p===\=a=s=d=f=g=h=j=k=l=;='=z=x=c=v=b=n=m=,=.=/