A fork of Rural Dictionary
v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
An assembly of 3 or more bald men in the same group, team or social setting.
Tom - “ Hey look at those Brislington Badgers FC, they must have like 7 bald players!”
Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.
Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.
Also see, Scalping.
noun: something to dig hairs into, a plain of potential emptiness waiting to be planted
verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft
eg. He has a hairy scalp the scalp gleamed like a hard boiled egg
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)
When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.
I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.