Country Dictionary

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Stinky Scrotum

The particular odor that emits from a male's gentials when an abnormal amount of sweat combines with unwashed filth.

Bob: Dude what's that smell? Have you showered recently?
Tim: Nah brah, and I just went to the gym
Bob: Brah I can smell your stinky scrotum...

by Ohdoyanow May 01, 2011

Scrotum Butter

When your balls sweat profusely and it's been a few days since you've showered so all the lint, dead skin cells, and sweat accumulate into a fine butter on your scrotum. Often used as a lubricant for anal.

"Don't forget to scrape off your scrotum butter with a butter knife before going to grandma's, sweetie"

by CrispyFetus January 15, 2019

scrotum stick

When your balls are semi-sweaty, so that your scrotum sticks to the inside of your leg. Usually you can tell a man with scrotum stick by the way he's walking (trying to unstick his sack from his leg by walking in a very open legged motion -- similar to stradle strut for women but for very different reasons) or pulling at his sack so as to relieve the stickiness.

Sean: "What are you doing, streching your hammies?"

Mike: "No, I've got some nasty scrotum stick I'm trying to alleviate."

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"Mike's scrotum stick was even worse because he shaved his balls."

by Severance June 27, 2006

majestic scrotum

a scrotum of complete and utter majesty.

THE QUEEN: how is ones "majestic scrotum" today?

PRINCE PHILLIP: they are of a very majestic state

by matt and adz July 01, 2008

scrotum clap

When a man thrusts his hips forward and back roughly so his scrotum swings back and slaps off of his ass, making a clapping noise.

"I was dancing in the shower and my mom could hear my scrotum claps."

"Damn, Maynard your scrotum claps be loud!"

by Nate & Barry August 21, 2005

scrotum soldier

An original term devised by myself to refer to a homosexual male.

"I wouldn't bend over in front of him. That guy is a real scrotum soldier, and he might see your butt as his next tour of duty."

by bigjimdx May 14, 2005

werewolf scrotum

noun: an especially hirsute scrotum

Bill suffered from an acute case of werewolf scrotum

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 07, 2010