A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used when friends are discussing a comical situation that might occur and end up launching into a verbal skit about it. Each friend takes on the role of a character and offers up different comments that might be funny in the hypothetical situation, often taking on a different voice. These verbal skits often go on too long and are milked to death. Without breaking out of character, someone involved in the skit can end it by injecting "Is this skit over?"
(pretending to order at a Dairy Queen)
Friend1 "I saw your sign and before ordering I'd like to let you know I'm allergic to peanuts."
Friend2 "Thanks for letting me know. What can I get you?"
Friend1 "I'll have a small cup of peanuts, please."
Friend2 "I'm sorry, I can't serve you that. You just said you're allergic."
Friend1 "Oh, they're not for me. They're for my friend. He's waiting outside."
Friend2 "So why did you tell me you're allergic?"
Friend1 "You're sign told me to."
Friend2 "Why can't your friend come in and order for himself?"
Friend1 "He's mute."
Friend1 "Is this skit over?"
A group of young men who create videos and post them on the internet for the pleasure of others. The comedy includes farting noises, silly songs, and making fun of frat douche bags and red necks.
Check out the Bull Skit Productions team at Bullskit.com
Where good Aussie blokes do skits shit with their friends.like blowing shit up, knocking and running, egging, getting bitches.
Fuck those blokes do some skits shit or should I say they do straya skits shit.
A fun way to ask your partner to have sex while keeping it fresh and flirty.
"Skit skat skadoodle skee, do you want to penetrate me?"
"They are going to skit skat"
"Wow, I can't wait to get skit skat skadoodled by my man tonight"
"Skit skat skadoodle skoo, I want to penetrate you."
A stupid cunt (usually female) that constantly gets drunk off cheerleader beer.
I got so drunk off bacardi and smirnoff last night...I love being a skit-ska-do-do-ra-ra-kill-du-gee-ga!
Skitted- is when your trying to get someone outta bed and they don’t listen so you pick the individual up and toss the being across their bed like rock over a river
Johnny was sleeping in all day and called off work again so his Australian friend came to Johnny and says “you need to get outta bed man and you stank” Johnny complains in a muttered voice. His friend asked him if he’s ever been Skitted before?” “Da hell that mean mate” Johnny replies. His friend says the terminology of the phrase as if he’s comparing the bed as a lake and the person the bed a rock and tries to skit them across the other end of the bed in hopes of the other person falling off.
Shake it up but for the cool kids. It’s means let’s get this party started!
“Are you ready to go this party is kinda wack?”
“Let’s skit it up”