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The lamest cartoon ever made, which makes it even sadder that this show and The Fairly Oddparents are the only two remaining shows of Nickelodeon's good years. A show about an annoying sea-sponge and his equally annoying friends with plots and "jokes" that make every kid in America think they can get whatever they want by going through life acting like a brain-dead moron.
Watching Spongebob Squarepants is very dangerous to one's intellect. My friend watched an episode last month and forgot how to use the toilet for a week.
A short, yellowish fellow with more than the recommended amount of holes. Also cannot drive, because he can't reach the pedals.
1) TAKIN' OUT THE TRASH, at night . Said Spongebob Squarepants
2) look at that Spongebob that just crashed!
The most retarded show in the world it's dumb as fuck
Spongebob squarepants is stupid and retarded
Putting a bucket of ice into a woman's underpants then screwing her with a dry sponge.
creepy old guy: "Spongebob Squarepants is now my favorite show."
deuce or a new cracked out version of spongebob
aaron squarepants is such a deuce, and buckteeth... brady rox
A children's anime about a slice of swiss cheese, a mentally retarded (possibly psychotic) starfish, a squid with a dick as a nose, a sexually transmitted disease, and a typical American.
Me: You wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants?
You: No, it became shit.
Me: Fuck you then.
A semi-mythical half man-half firefighter who is said to reside at station 4, but is never seen there. Legend has it he's been seen at all the other stations in the department and even shows up on fires off-duty.
"Hey, Plum Bob Squarepants was on that fire the other day and man, was he kicking ass!"