Country Dictionary

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shit show

A television show you turn on for young children when you have to poop but can’t trust them not to burn down the house or kill each other without supervision. “Shitters” often spend the next 30 minutes sitting on the toilet wondering why they had kids in the first place.

The kids were being so bad I had to put on a shit show so I could poop in peace.

by Khahnman August 01, 2022

shit show

a meth head who makes meth by your creek

damn you see that shit show

BOOOOMMMM

by addy😭 August 22, 2023

Shit show

Doing the same thing a fat goblin whore is doing but not getting a promotion you don't deserve for running a brothel.

All the child killer does in this shit show is work 3 hours a day and whore out her staff to one of the retards. I'm going to rape her favorite whore and stab her favorite retard.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2020

Shit Show

When you drink too much hanging out with all your friends any time you get together. And have that one friend that goes a little too far.

When Scott and the boys got together for his bachelor party, it was a shit show

by Mother Fricker September 29, 2018

Shit show

A county fair event where people sit on a raised platform (outhouse) and attempt to shit with enough force to defecate through a literal screen door. Prizes are usually stuffed animals, occasionally goldfish.

I had a great time at the shit show, I won Caroline a stuffed giraffe!

by Hotdog10 March 07, 2021

Shit Show

Shit Show... is a choatic mess, or an abundance of shitty work on display. To wit:

The Sur la table on 1806 fourth St. in Berkeley Ca. Is a Real “shit show” if you ask me. (2023)

by Thug Life Coach February 07, 2024

Martucky Shit Show

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.

Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!

by Barney Ushley January 08, 2025