A fork of Rural Dictionary
A rare type of turd that is so big around that it is very hard and takes a lot of time and work to get it out of your ass.
sorry I took so long,I had an ass splitter.
When excess underwear traffic squeezes in on your crotch rocket. You have to find some breathing room, commit to a line and hope everything stays in its designated lane.
They say it takes balls to pull a Lane Splitter. But it usually it usually takes a hand, too.
When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another. Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.
I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.
Another word for G-string, thong etc. Imagine a tree being split down the middle while on a production line.
"Check out her red bog splitter!"
Someone who likes to fuck chicks in the ass. The butthole kind of looks like spokes on a wheel.
"Dude, did you bang that chick in the ass, you fuckin Spoke Splitter?"