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Tex-Mex-Sex

Having sex with a person from Texas who is mexican. This word is particularly used for an attractive mexican female.

A: I'm going to Texas next week! Gonna meet a mexican Girl.

B: Make sure to have lots of Tex-Mex-Sex!!

by LeeSinToMe March 07, 2014

Tex - job

- supposedly a slang, for a girl who is married to a handicapped man.



All men who are willing to marry any handicapped girl in this world, are most welcome to gossip and laugh about Tex - job

by Petersonn December 16, 2005

tex mex jumbalaya jig

when a freakishly wierd kid, usually a uni-browed mexican, throws down some insane dance moves and shocks the world.

Alex did a tex mex jumbalaya jig at lunch

by spacob jurgeon November 12, 2010

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree was an animatronic band that came out a couple years after Pizza Time Theatre. It consists of Skeeter the Rattlesnake, Country Cal, Foxy Roxy, and of course, Tex Critter himself. Most of them today are in bad condition but are being restored and will look better than ever when finished.

Do you remember Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree?”
“Yea dude. Remember Roxy? Damn she was a cutie.”
“I know right.”

by KenoTheTCPJfan April 29, 2020

Good thinkin' tex!

good thinking sir

Person 1: "Isn't Bismark the capital of North Dakota?"
Person 2: "Good thinkin' tex!"

by jdubyaalard October 20, 2010

Tex

The misspelling of the word easy used in shortened form, ez, used in video games as a toxic way to call a team trash without them knowing.

*Red Team Wins*
Red:tex
Blue:?

by Making a wish May 23, 2020

Tex

When used for non texan/cowboy wannabes. Another name for the gortex crew in the 90s.

Anyone sterotyping someone not wearing asian textiles like gortex with some crappy brand on them is a Tex. (Ie a Columbia jacket)

Howdy tex! I see you got your jacket at the discount store (temu) because you couldn't afford leather.

by WGstyles February 19, 2025