A fork of Rural Dictionary
The phenomena in which a man is sitting on a typically non porous surface area such as a wooden chair, and unleashes a fart that instead of sliding out of the back, up the crack, it sneaks up the front and tickles the testes/ball sack. In some cases can elevate the sack if wearing loose clothing.
Prrrrtttt (fart)- Whoa! The hot air balloon came outta nowhere.
The act of when an individual is eating another’s anus, and the receiver farts into the giver’s mouth. The giver then kisses the receiver exchanging the hot gas. This is the Hot Air Baloon
Bro my wife and I hot air ballooned last night, that stuff was hot!!
Someone who has a big head that's full of hot air e.g. Gaston mostly dumb
"eeww he's SUCH a hot air balloon" "yeah I can't even stand him"
The sexual act of chewing an excess amount of bubblegum, blowing a bubble around your partner's penis, then jerking them off so they nut inside the bubble.
"Dude, my dad just Hot air ballooned himself into boyfriend status"
The act in which a male ejaculates in their partners mouth causing it to fill up. The man then smacks his penis on the mouth causing hot sticky cum to spray out like a hot air balloon.
Friend #1: dude I was hot air ballooning my gf last night. Friend #2: damn I really want to try that with mine.
When a fat person farts in your general vicinity
"Dude, Michelle kept hot air ballooning the cooking class today" "Michael hot air ballooned me today dude, it was gross"
The act of blowing inside a woman's vagina to inflate it.
I thought Hot-Air Ballooning was normal until my friends told me otherwise.